diff --git a/Changes.old b/Changes.old
index 6b5827d41..957bdb53e 100644
--- a/Changes.old
+++ b/Changes.old
@@ -678,7 +678,7 @@
   reported by SpeedFire (#0002375).
 - Changed the 'is a Secure Connection' msg/numeric in /whois from RPL_WHOISSPECIAL to
   a slightly changed RPL_WHOISSECURE, namely: ':%s 671 %s %s :is using a Secure connection',
-  I'm sure some client coders will bitch at this, but the current way is brok in 2 ways:
+  I'm sure some client coders will be unhappy with this, but the current way is brok in 2 ways:
   - RPL_WHOISSPECIAL is meant for 1 line of additional whois info, usually an IRCOp title or
     description. Having a dedicated numeric for it allows for client-side interpretations
     and/or translations.
diff --git a/Changes.older b/Changes.older
index cafb41329..09323175d 100644
--- a/Changes.older
+++ b/Changes.older
@@ -556,7 +556,7 @@ seen. gmtime warning still there
 - Removed the old SOCKS check code.
 - Fixed a quarantine bug
 - Added NETWORK= numeric 005 token for mIRC 5.91
-- Fixed some scan-socks and blackhole fuckups
+- Fixed some scan-socks and blackhole issues
 - Added ./configure, autoconf generated configure script, (still need to update ./Config)
 - Config fixes, settings.h and Makefile.dist are now dead. RIP.
 - Fixed a typo in configure
@@ -648,7 +648,7 @@ seen. gmtime warning still there
 - Fixed so we compile without symbols in win32 .. 
 - Fixed some rant stuff
 - Fixed a documentation bug in unrealircd.conf.txt, made config_error
-  actually bitch when loop.ircd_booted
+  actually error when loop.ircd_booted
 - Made badword fix found by eternal/Jsmj
 - Changed pthread process check to pthread_join on proposal and idea by
   codemastr
@@ -840,7 +840,7 @@ seen. gmtime warning still there
 - Fixed a /who bug, found by IXpfah
 - Updated makefile.win32 for all the new modules
 - Added in Fish's patches
-- Added bitching when you lack needed IRC commands
+- Added error when you lack needed IRC commands
 - Removed REMGLINE
 - Fixed a typo in the win32 makefile
 - Really removed remgline (since sts didn't really do it)
@@ -957,7 +957,7 @@ seen. gmtime warning still there
 - Module v3 bugfixes. cause: codemastr lack find n replace skill
 - Moved the mkpasswd program into ./unreal mkpasswd <method> <password>
 - Recoded m_oper almost completely, note that the fceT flags are ignored
-  now (you still get them, they just dont do shit). Remove them for me 
+  now (you still get them, they just dont do anything). Remove them for me 
   please, as well as the +T usermode. I haven't tested this completely but 
   I see nowhere a bug could happen.
 - Removed umode +T (useless) and the fue oflags since
@@ -1182,7 +1182,7 @@ seen. gmtime warning still there
 - Clean compile under -Wparentheses
 - Clean compile under -Wall -Wno-implicit
 - Fixed #undef STRIPBADWORDS problem, patch by light
-- Blah blah new cloaking shit blah
+- New cloaking
 - Added a patch by Syzop fixing a memory leak in StripColors
 - Added a patch by Syzop fixing a +k issue using a key with a , and when using long keys
 - Added a patch by Syzop to fix a MyMalloc/MyFree debugmode error
@@ -1253,7 +1253,7 @@ seen. gmtime warning still there
 - Fixed a cloak problem on OSes with 64bit integers (reported by wolven)
 - Updated credits
 - Memory leak fixes with scanners
-- Some fixes with connect(). Knowing my luck this will fuck up to hell
+- Some fixes with connect(). 
 - Fixed another memory leak with the scanners
 - Fixed some helpop typos reported by BiGi (#0000144)
 - Fixed a typo in /stats ? where T/t were reversed, reported by Zer0
diff --git a/include/modules.h b/include/modules.h
index cf09a291e..4cd940eb3 100644
--- a/include/modules.h
+++ b/include/modules.h
@@ -80,9 +80,6 @@ typedef struct _ModuleHeader {
 	Mod_SymbolDepTable *symdep;
 } ModuleHeader;
 
-/*
- * One piece of Borg ass..
-*/
 typedef struct _Module Module;
 
 typedef struct _ModuleChild
diff --git a/src/modules/m_mode.c b/src/modules/m_mode.c
index e47d2e96f..2798dd640 100644
--- a/src/modules/m_mode.c
+++ b/src/modules/m_mode.c
@@ -824,15 +824,15 @@ int  do_mode_char(aChannel *chptr, long modetype, char modechar, char *param,
 				   chptr->chname);
 			break;
 		  }
-		  goto setthephuckingmode;
+		  goto setmode;
 	  case MODE_SECRET:
 	  case MODE_PRIVATE:
 	  case MODE_MODERATED:
 	  case MODE_TOPICLIMIT:
 	  case MODE_NOPRIVMSGS:
 	  case MODE_INVITEONLY:
-	  	goto setthephuckingmode;
-		setthephuckingmode:
+	  	goto setmode;
+		setmode:
 		  retval = 0;
 		  if (what == MODE_ADD) {
 			  /* +sp bugfix.. (by JK/Luke)*/
diff --git a/src/modules/m_nick.c b/src/modules/m_nick.c
index 660f1177c..5dc05c97e 100644
--- a/src/modules/m_nick.c
+++ b/src/modules/m_nick.c
@@ -510,7 +510,6 @@ DLLFUNC CMD_FUNC(m_nick)
 	   ** is present in the nicklist (due to the way the below for loop is
 	   ** constructed). -avalon
 	 */
-	/* I managed to fuck this up i guess --stskeeps */
 	if ((acptr = find_server(nick, NULL)))
 	{
 		if (MyConnect(sptr))
diff --git a/src/s_bsd.c b/src/s_bsd.c
index a6ff38bd8..af78f9b7a 100644
--- a/src/s_bsd.c
+++ b/src/s_bsd.c
@@ -1306,7 +1306,7 @@ add_con_refuse:
 	return acptr;
 }
 
-static int dns_special_flag = 0; /* This is for an "interesting" race condition / fuck up issue.. very ugly. */
+static int dns_special_flag = 0; /* This is for an "interesting" race condition  very ugly. */
 
 void	start_of_normal_client_handshake(aClient *acptr)
 {